I do NOT have a man bag!

Well since my wife caved and did the challenge that was started by the Shopping Cart Disco bloggers, and then she herself invited males to share what they have in their wallets/pockets/man bags..... here is what I have....

First, I do NOT have a man bag. Second, I had no handy camera. Third, my pocket contents were dull. Well unless one accesses a certain hole....opps, I digress.

The following is an inventory of the contents of my wallet in RL. Any pertinent observations are included for your reading pleasure. P.S. You really need to get a life if this is entertaining you :-P

• $60 cash
• 1 Pack of stamps
• 1 Gas receipt
• 1 Sams club card
• 1 Uncashed check
• 1 HealthCare card
• 3 Xmas gift receipt
• 3 Bank balance slips
• 3 Restaurant receipts
• 1 Car insurance card
• 1 AMEX card for work
• 1 Dental insurance card
• 1 Voided check for $2500
• 2 Bank account information cards
• 1 Phone card - Not used in years
• 1 Membership card for a club I am in
• 1 Eye care card...opps that just expired
• 1 Voter registration card - Obama '09 Woo-hoo
• 1 Note on several antiques I have that I want to research
• 2 Doctors business cards - I have not seen either in years
• 1 Secret security code sticker - For what I do not know. Looks very old.
• 2 Different library cards - In total I have only checked out 1 thing in 6 years
• 1 Receipt for software - From summer 08. I played this game for all of two weeks
• 1 Drivers license - The person pictured looks nothing like me. It is over 4 years old
• 2 Notes with SL design ideas - Including the design for my property in the Ghambt sim
• 1 Blockbuster card - I use it an average of 4 times a year. But this year only once...I think
• 1 $1 bill with a "Where's George stamp that I have not entered - I have had this over a year.
• 3 Business card - I am sure I will never use these and never talk to these people again. ha-ha.
• 3 Passes to the local transportation system. - One expired, one soon to be and also next months.
• 1 Note about my pay raise and bonus at the end of 2007 - Gee don't need to waste paper this year...
• 1 Roll of film drop-off stub.. the store lost the film but I still feel the need to carry this with me always.
• 1 Card that I was one stamp away from getting $10 off my next purchase! - Oh, no :-( expired Dec 2006.
• 4 VISA cards - Oh, one expired over a year ago..kewl I am a rare person and maintain a $0 balance on all.
• 1 Note with various interesting sims I had read about - This is at least a year old and I am sure I did not see most.
• 2 Dentist appointment card - Very old and covered with notes on back for various technical gadgets I wanted to buy.
• 1 Note with some friends phone numbers - About 4 years old. I think I have called one person on that card in that last year.
• 3 Blank checks for a checking account - Ok these were the temp ones when Ii first opened the account. I have now pitched them.
• 1 Card with World Wide travel assistance numbers - I have not traveled past Mexico or Canada since 1978. But who knows, maybe some day.
• 1 Secret stash of $55 - Hmm what was that for? And it be merged into the regular part of the wallet for money? Best to leave it be. I had forgotten it was there. So kind of a weird savings account - lol.
• 2 Note cards with a variety of account passwords. - All in a very cryptic form. Maybe too cryptic as I am not sure what most mean now - lol. I will not say how many pertained to SL accounts...

AND

• 1 Permanent dent in my right butt check from caring all this junk - lol